Two Raccoons: Back Alley Black Berry Wine (75cl)
At first sight, you might be thinking: “Back alley blackberry, that sounds pretty cool”. And we are remarkably proud of this pun too. So here is an even longer rhyme:
A record player was playing Barry White next to the vast fruit valley.
Raccoons were staring at the very berry blackberry from the Baxters Back Alley.
Fun fact: In the wild, raccoons eat loads of blackberries.
In the city, raccoons turn blackberries into fruit wine. Don’t ask me how they learnt this skill.
They adapt quickly, those raccoons.
Flavour: Confidential. But very interesting. I’ve said enough.
100% vegan. Contains a bit of sulphites.